As Muggles, it's only common sense that we would make up scenarios about what would happen, had we gotten our acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Some are extremely crazy, some are pure gold and some have us wondering why this didn't happen at Hogwarts when Harry was there. If there's one thing that we know after reading these headcanons, it's that Muggle-borns truly know a lot more than the Pure-blood students. Where we lack in certain areas (magic, spells, enchantments, etc.), we make up for in knowledge of the outside world. Get ready to read some amazing headcanons (they'll definitely fuel that desire to go to Hogwarts).

15 We will rock you

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Let's start off with this piece of gold! Pure-bloods can be pretty mean (yes, Draco, we're throwing shame at you) and when they feel threatened, they often call Muggle-borns "Mudbloods." While Hermione took this to heart (honestly, who wouldn't?), this scenario from Tumblr makes us all proud to be Muggles. Licking your hand and wiping it on a Pure-blood's face while singing "We Will Rock You" is genius! Who on earth comes up with these things? The Pure-bloods would all be terrified! They probably would think that it was a damning ritual and they'd be afraid to come near you for a while.

We love how all the Muggle-borns come into play, too. Sticking up for your friends can be hard, but when you come together as one, you'll feel like you're on top of the world. Clapping your hands and stomping your feet while walking closer to the Pure-blood must feel invigorating. It'll definitely teach them not to mess with Muggles anymore!

14 The little things

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Imagine being in the Great Hall taking an exam. After every few answers, you have to reach over and get more ink for your quill, in order to write your essay. You're getting sick of always reaching over your parchment and accidentally spilling ink, so you decide to put your knowledge to the test and create this magical thing that allows the inkpot to attach itself to the quill until it ran out. After the exam, you show it off to all of your Pure-blood friends. They can't believe it! You have a feeling that this will impress anyone, including Muggle-borns (who apparently, have everything they need back home).

When you go to show this ingenious invention to your Muggle-born friend, they look blankly at you and say, "It's called a pen. We already have those." While this may have stunned you at first, you realize that being a Pure-blood really isn't all that it's cracked up to be. You've gotta give this guy some credit, though! Not many people would have thought of attaching an inkpot to a quill! If that were the case, Hogwarts would have been doing it for ages.

13 The ultimate cheaters

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My gosh, whoever came up with this scenario is evil! Can you imagine how the Ancient Runes Professor would feel? They honestly wouldn't know where they went wrong. We bet that some of them would feel so ashamed, that they'd resign from their position at Hogwarts. While cheating is bad (to say the least), cheating while using Morse code and Tolkien Elvish? Ugh...that's too much, even for us Muggle-borns! We're not sure if we'd want to put our professors through that.

Not to mention that we'd be fascinated while at Hogwarts and we'd actually want to learn. We're pretty sure that we wouldn't need to cheat on an exam (unless we were out with Harry, Ron and Hermione all night). Or, at Hagrid's cabin. Then, we might need a little help.

12 Nothing like the Fat Lady

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This would blow a Pure-blood's mind. They're all so used to portraits having conversations with them, that they cannot understand why a GIF isn't able to hear them. Imagine how funny it would be to see a Pure-blood talking to a GIF and then getting angry when it completely ignores them. The Slytherin Pure-bloods would have a fit and demand the person in the GIF to answer/look at them and they'd get nothing in return. How infuriating! Now they know what we go through on a day-to-day basis!

It's better to start out with a GIF and move on to a moving portrait. A Pure-blood growing up with moving/talking pictures literally won't understand why a GIF that's moving isn't talking to them. If anything, it'll stress them out to the point that they go mad.

11 Online shopping: Hogwarts style

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Well, if we were to go to Hogwarts in this day and age, this would definitely happen. How would we explain getting a T-shirt VIA owl with satanic symbols on it? Would the Pure-bloods think that us Muggles are fans of Satan, as well as Lord Voldemort? Would they even give us a chance to explain that we're just showing off our love for our favorite TV show, Supernatural?

Hogwarts would probably be a mess, too, if we were to go there today. A lot of Muggle-born children would be so attached to their phones, they wouldn't focus on learning. Or, if they did focus on learning, they'd film everything they did. Magic spells, enchantments, setting things on fire with the flick of their wand...you name it. There would probably be a slew of YouTube channels filled with things that should stay within the wizarding world. Yikes. We're glad that Harry and Hermione weren't infatuated with their "Muggle things."

10 Tale as old as time

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This alone is pure gold, but the fact that Emma Watson is playing in Disney's Beauty and the Beast makes it that much better. We wonder if this person wrote up this headcanon before or after she got the role as Belle in the movie? Regardless, knowing Dumbledore, if this were to happen, he would probably smile from ear to ear and dance along (maybe even hum), while the utensils were singing and dancing. Honestly, it's a shocker that anything got done while he was Headmaster at Hogwarts. He was often in his own little world and when he wasn't, he was focused on finding and training Harry to kill Voldemort.

We feel like Professor McGonagall was the one that really kept Dumbledore's affairs in order. We're sure McGonagall would have enjoyed talking/dancing utensils, too, but she'd be more focused on actually getting things done and making the first years feel welcome in their new home.

9 Ha...hahaha

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HA! The best part about this headcanon is that you can picture it perfectly in your head. We all know that whenever anyone says "that's what she/he said" our minds immediately go to the gutter. What makes the Muggle-born children at Hogwarts any different (apart from the fact that they're at Hogwarts, that is). They still think the same way they did before entering Hogwarts! We feel like Hogwarts is a very...pure place, and not just in the Pure-blood sense! Pure as in, nothing sexual really happens (that we hear of) in the books or movies. We're kind of glad that J.K. Rowling didn't put anything like that in the books, but come on, all teenagers think (and do) things that they sometimes shouldn't.

We can definitely see the Pure-bloods getting more and more aggravated with the Muggle-borns (as well as Half-bloods) while doing this. Honestly, it's not that funny, but because of the way our minds work, it kind of is. Either way, it's just one more thing that Muggles have over the Pure-bloods!

8 Do you volunteer as tribute?

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We love this! The fact that it's a headcanon, as well as a twist on two brilliant stories is perfect. While we can't really see any Muggle-born children shouting, "I volunteer as tribute," when their friends are selected into their new houses (that is, unless the upperclassmen have told them about how awful Slytherin is), we can definitely see them saying, "May the odds be ever in your favor." We would all want to be in the same house as our friends, but we know that some of us would be sorted into different houses. We'd need the odds to be in our favor if we were separated from our friends!

We love how two completely different stories could come together and make perfect sense. Plus, if you think of it, the Triwizard Tournament was almost like the Hunger Games, right? They were all looking to be the last one standing to win the prize. Only, one movie killed off a lot of people during the event, whereas the other did not.

7 You look awfully similar

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Well... to be fair, they do look alike. Plus, the man who played Gandalf (Ian McKellen) was offered the role to play Dumbledore after Richard Harris passed away. Michael Gambon got the role of Dumbledore, however. The two of them (McKellen and Gambon) look almost identical. It's totally normal to think that they're the same person and we'd probably call Dumbledore Gandalf, too! We'd have to explain to him why we called him that, however. Perhaps us Muggle-borns can have a movie night with Dumbledore?

It would be extremely awkward if you were just passing by Dumbledore, however, and said "Hey, Gandalf!" in a confident voice. We'd run away if we did that (can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?).

6 #Relatable

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Ah, yes. The one time that we would need a strong Wi-Fi signal. Whether you're at Hogwarts or not, you don't want to miss out on Game of Thrones. While we'd invite our Pure-blood friends to come watch it with us, we honestly wouldn't have the time to explain to them what we're doing. If they got in our way during these nights, we'd end up freaking out. We're sure that after a while, the Pure-blood students would be used to the Muggle-born students disappearing, especially if it's around the same time every night. Just let us be. We don't disturb you when your Quidditch match is on, so you don't disturb us when GOT is on.

Can you imagine how awful it would be if we missed out on just one GOT live stream episode? We'd be so lost. We'd hear spoilers from our friends and family and want to cry.

5 It's fun to stay at the... YMCA!

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LOL. Close your eyes and picture this in your head for a second. Imagine being a Muggle-born at Hogwarts. You and your friends decide that it's time to show the wizarding world what Muggles do from time to time and decide that a flash mob would be perfect. The song you choose is "YMCA," because honestly, what Muggle-born doesn't know the "YMCA" dance? So, you orchestrate this number and practice it in secret when finally, the day comes when you and your friends are going to perform it in front of the Pure-bloods. Imagine seeing the utter shock and concern on their faces.

Now, picture yourself as a Pure-blood. On the day of the flash mob, everything is running smoothly. You've completed your morning classes and you're leaving the Great Hall to go to the common room to hang out with your friends. Then, all of a sudden, you see Muggle-borns blocking the staircase. All of your Pure-blood friends come around and none of you have any idea what's happening. Then, all of the Muggle-borns break out into this giant dance out of nowhere. How horrified would you be?

4 The spell we all need

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Calling all witches and wizards attending Hogwarts: please come up with this spell! You'll not only save lives, but you'll save time and look incredible each and every day. This is a spell that all females need in their lives. Make sure you branch out to us Muggles and teach us how to do it; we're the ones that really need it! You don't know how hard it is to get out of bed and have to actually spend hours doing our hair/makeup and picking out our outfit. You guys probably wave your wand and it's done for you. Help a sister out, would you? We need to figure out how to communicate with those at Hogwarts so we can ask this of them. Not only would we be helping ourselves, we'd start a friendship between a Slytherin and a Ravenclaw. Teamwork, people!

3 What's a movie?

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We don't even find it hard to believe that some Pure-bloods don't know what a movie is. Let's face it—Arthur Weasley didn't even know what the function of a rubber duck was! A rubber duck! That's a whole lot easier to take in than a movie with made-up characters, don't you think? While we're not sure if we would name our wand "Obi-wan" or "Legolas," we're sure we would have named it something cool. On a more serious note, though, can you imagine how hard it would be to explain what a movie is to a Pure-blood? Where would you begin?

There's all those shows and movies they've never seen. Where would you start? Would you introduce them to your favorite shows and movies or let them pick something awful? Everyone's gotta start out somewhere, right?

2 Secret society; Muggles only

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Ha, wow! Can you imagine? How weird do you think the Pure-bloods would have felt? They would have hated feeling left out and in the dark! The worst part? No matter how many times a Muggle-born would explain Wi-Fi to them, they probably wouldn't understand what it was or what the point of having it is. To be honest, we don't really know what the point of having Wi-Fi in Hogwarts would be, either. You're there to experience a whole new world, filled with magical creatures, spells and enchantments...you name it! You don't need Wi-Fi in order to survive at Hogwarts, that's for sure.

It would be incredibly funny to watch as the Pure-bloods stare at you in bewilderment, though. Feeling like you're in an elite group with Professor Dumbledore would have been incredibly cool!

1 We need Wi-Fi!

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Honestly, we're not sure if we'd even want Wi-Fi if we were living at Hogwarts, but we have to admit that it would come in handy every now and again (especially if you want to Facetime your younger siblings or show off what you've learned via Instagram pictures). Life is all about living in the moment and taking everything in, but it's also great to keep memories forever. Posting and taking pictures to share with your friends and family would always keep them on the edge of their feet!

However, the Muggle-born world isn't really supposed to know about the magical world. So, we're not really sure if showing off your new life would be a good idea. But, Wi-Fi would also allow you to watch Netflix! Who doesn't like Netflix? We're sure all witches and wizards would love to watch an episode of Game of Thrones or Supernatural. It would be so much fun!