Everyone has seen the show “My Strange Addiction” at least once in their life. Or at least, if you haven’t actually watched the show, you’ve heard about it. We’re willing to guess that while watching (or hearing) what people do in this show, you cringe and start to feel like you’re “normal” (whatever that means to you). There are some people that collect hair from shower drains, collect bodily fluids and even coat hangers. We’re not exactly talking about the show in this article, but we are talking about what people are collecting today. This roundup will make you cringe as you stare blankly at your computer screen in horror. Be thankful that you aren’t this weird. Your rock collection isn’t going to feel nearly as embarrassing after you read this one.
15. “Hey babe, do you have any ice?”
Is there a better way to start this article off than by using the creepiest confession first? We didn’t think so, either! Not only is this confession wrong in many ways, but it kind of scares us to think about what this woman is doing to her man. We would honestly like to know how she’s collecting his semen without him knowing about it. Isn’t that, like, impossible to do? Don’t you have to be doing things in order for it to come out? We don’t know how (or why) she’s doing this and we’re both grossed out and compelled at the same time. This isn’t something we hear about every day, after all!
We genuinely hope that she tells her boyfriend about this before he finds his body fluids in the freezer. God only knows what he’d do when he found them. Let’s hope he doesn’t mistake them for ice, right? Ugh… why do people do things like this? We’re thoroughly disgusted.
14. Modern art?
YES, GIRL. This confession makes us laugh so hard. While we hope she’s joking around about keeping the pictures, we can’t help but wonder what guys would do if they realized we don’t mess around. Maybe the number of d*ck pics that got sent around would decrease drastically? If guys knew what we did with the pictures they sent us, we doubt they’d send them anymore. To clue you in, boys, when we’re sent a picture of your junk, we either get creeped out instantly and block your number, laugh about it while sending it to our friends in a group chat or ignore the message (and you) for the rest of our lives.
No one wants a picture of your junk. Unless we ask for it, don’t send it. Actually, wait. Even when we ask for it, don’t send it. We can’t tell you the number of times our friends took our phones and *accidentally* saw something we didn’t want them to see.
13. Our hearts
This is a confession that we just can’t make fun of, and we don’t want to. This is one of the sweetest things we’ve ever heard. Imagine growing up with your best friend only to have her pass away at a young age. Suddenly, it feels like everything she ever did that made you mad makes you happy. Everything she did that you thought was odd now becomes your favorite thing in the world. Imagine watching your sister collect fortunes from fortune cookies and thinking “why does she want those? They don’t mean anything anyways.” Now imagine losing her and finishing what she started.
People collect odd things that we don’t totally understand. For example, some of us collect shot glasses. Some collect rocks. Some even collect shells from the ocean. Things like this? It’s normal to collect. We can guarantee you that the remaining “collections” are not normal.
12. You… you do what?
While your attempts at staying “close to him” are truly admirable, this is very creepy and we hope (for your sake) he doesn’t find out that you’re doing this. What ever happened to stealing your boyfriend’s sweatshirt and calling it a day? Have people really stooped to this level? Now they’re collecting garbage in hopes it’ll comfort them during a lonely night? Do you snuggle with his garbage, too? You can certainly snuggle with his sweatshirt, but his garbage? From this confession we know two things are for sure. One, her boyfriend is in the military. Either that, or he lives in another country.
Two, she’s kind of psychotic and we don’t think she’s ready for a serious relationship. This is something that we’d see done in a scary movie and think to ourselves “that would literally never happen in real life.”
11. And people wonder why we’re afraid of needles
Hold up. Did we read that right? Let’s read it again, yeah? Nope, we read that right the first time. This whisperer collects vials of blood. Okay… so let’s hope that whoever confessed this one isn’t friends of ours. Unless you’re working in the medical profession, you shouldn’t even be handling vials of blood. If this whisper confession came from someone who does work in the medical field, we don’t really think they should work there anymore. This is so creepy. We would love to know why this person has vials of blood just sitting around in their house, but then again, we don’t want to know.
People are really strange, we know that by now. But this? This is something you’d think would be on the TV show Dexter. Not something you’d confess to an app. Did Edward Cullen confess this? Maybe Bella? Whoever did it, stay TF away from us!
10. Minor, yet weird
Well, there are obviously worse things that you can be! We’ve come to realize that small, meaningless household items (like cups) aren’t that big of a deal when it comes to hoarding things. That is, unless you can’t walk across your floor without stepping on a cup. Then you have a problem. Hey, at least it’s not vials of blood or your boyfriend’s trash, right? As minuscule as this one is, it’s still kind of weird. We can’t help but wonder why people collect items like this. Did you grow up not having any? Is it something you collect because you always wanted it but never got it?
What’s the point of filling your cabinets with cups, anyway? If you’re home alone all the time (like we are) and barely have any guests come over (again, like us) there’s no need to have more than three good cups. It must be the design that appeals to you. We can’t think of any other reason to want more cups laying around.
9. How many do you have?
Have you ever read something and just gaped with your mouth open after realizing what you just read? Like, you just kind of stared blankly into space for a bit. Well, after reading this confession, that was what we looked like. We cannot (and we really mean, can not) believe this confession. Not because she’s keeping the engagement ring to sell one day, but because she has multiple rings to sell. What the heck do you do? Do you flirt with a man long enough to get them to propose then just drop them? We honestly don’t know how or why you would have so many wedding rings to buy a house “or something.”
God, we can’t even get one person to commit to us! Yet this woman apparently has tons of people that have proposed to her. With expensive (we assume) rings, nonetheless! What are we doing wrong? Wait, no. What is she doing wrong?
8. One or two is okay, but bags filled?
As strange as this one was to read at first, we’ve come to terms with it. We think it’s kind of cool! After all, clothes go out of style pretty quickly. What’s “hot” this year might not be in style next year. If you see something you like, get it! Even if you don’t get to use it for a while! The only thing that kind of freaks us out about this confession is the fact that the woman said she has totes and bags filled with baby clothes. We understand buying maybe one to two articles of clothing for your unborn baby, but totes and bags filled? That’s kind of strange.
We hope you’re at least buying gender neutral clothes. It would really suck if all you bought were girl clothes and then had a baby boy. Or vice versa. Let’s hope the person you eventually have kids wit understands your weird obsession!
7. Someone send a priest to her house
…well no sh*t he hasn’t been back over! Can you blame him? Honestly? What the heck are you collecting dolls with spirits attached to them for? Who on Earth willingly brings home a spirit? Ah! We feel like someone’s watching us just reading this confession! We can remember when we were little kids and we wanted to collect all kinds of dolls, especially American Girl dolls. We’d cry if we didn’t have the newest addition for our collection. For whatever reason, we grew out of that stage in our life. Thankfully, too, we might add. This? This is probably why. We probably thought our dolls watched us when we were sleeping.
Why someone is collecting dolls (with spirits attached to them, nonetheless) is beyond us. We hope that your dolls don’t “wake up” one day and think “hey, let’s kill this human.” That’d be tragic! It’d also be your fault!
6. Witchcraft and lawsuits waiting
Okay, we feel like we went back a few hundred years after reading this confession. You do what, exactly? Collect hair from people? And then use the hair you’ve collected to cast spells? What the hell kind of drugs are you on, lady? Listen, we’re pretty open-minded. We get that everyone does their own thing and collects whatever it is they want to collect. This is where we shut down. The fact that you’re crazy enough to think that spells work is one thing. The fact that you collect hair from other people to act these spells out is on a whole other level.
We really hope that you get the help you need. That, or someone catches you stealing their hair and calls you TF out. Maybe they’d even call the cops on you. This is the kind of confession that you hear that’ll make you sleep with one eye open.
5. You’re probably the devil if you do this
So, after reading this confession, we’ve come to the conclusion that girls are just as bad as guys (if not worse). Maybe all the guys this whisperer has been with treated her like crap because they knew that she did this? You can’t manipulate someone to care about you and then just drop them. That’s just not okay to do. Anyone with a heart (and brain) knows that this is just… wrong. No matter how many boyfriends (or girlfriends) played with your heart and mind, this is just not okay! This whisperer is probably the one that’s turning men into giant game playing machines. No one deserves this!
It’s not “funny” to “turn the tables”—and let’s be fair, not all guys do this. You should be careful, young whisperer. One day you might find a guy that’s in it for life and you’ll drive him away and miss out on love. You’d probably blame the guy, though. You wouldn’t think twice about how it was your actions that pushed him away. This is scary to think about!
4. Is this a joke?
At first, we read this and started laughing. It’s kind of funny to think about someone collecting tears in a jar to throw at their God, is it not? The weird thing about this confession, though, is we don’t think they were joking. We honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they kept a milk jug with their tears in it underneath their bed. “Mom said I can’t go to the mall today? Better start crying in this jug.” “Dad said he’s not buying me a new car? Life’s so unfair! Better collect these tears too.” It’s… creepy to think about. We genuinely hope that this whisperer realizes how friggin’ strange he/she sounds and stops this immediately.
It’s okay to be mad at the world, punch a pillow and cry in your room. It’s okay if you want to scream and shout when things don’t go as planned. Unless you’re collecting tears to drop into the pensive in Dumbledore’s office (face it, you’re not), you shouldn’t collect them in a jar. It’s not normal.
3. Erm… what?
Uhm, no. No one else does that! We’ve heard through the grapevine that if you find a whisker on the ground, it’s good luck. No matter how much luck we may need, though, you’ll never find a bowl of whiskers sitting on our end table in our living room. Think of whiskers like… toe nails. Would you keep your toenail clippings in a jar? No! So, why are you keeping whiskers? While you may be wondering to yourself why we’re comparing whiskers and toenails, look at it this way: they both come from a breathing animal. Cats aren’t collecting things that fall off of our body naturally, so why are we doing that to them?
Okay, fine. We feel like we just took this one way too far. If you want to collect whiskers, fine. Just don’t tell anyone. It’s not normal. No one else does this. This isn’t something to be proud of, it’s creepy! Your husband probably thinks he married the weirdest woman in the world.
2. Honestly, same.
Ah, yes. The one confession that we can all relate to (even if you don’t want to admit you do this, too). It can be incredibly hard to get rid of old text messages, voicemails and songs that we used to sing with old friends. On one hand, why would we ever want to get rid of memories that bring us back to the “good old days”? We shouldn’t feel like we can’t listen to a song or look at a picture without feeling immense remorse! However, that’s exactly how we feel when we look or listen to these items. Which, we suppose, is why we feel so compelled to delete them. It’s just… we can’t always bring ourselves to follow through.
What if we start talking to whoever we made these memories with again? When they ask us if we still jam out to our old song, what are we going to say? “No, I deleted it in hopes that it’d delete the memory of you from my life”? That sounds silly! While this confession is ridiculous, we’re all guilty of it.
1. Just pay for it!
You, uh, what? We’re almost positive that you can buy the sauce from Chipotle in stores. We get it, honestly. The hot sauce from Chipotle is friggin’ delicious. If we could, we’d put it on everything we ate (except maybe dessert, that’d be kind of weird). However, if and when we have this urge, we go to the store and buy it. This way, we won’t feel like a thief and we won’t feel like the employees at Chipotle are staring at us constantly. Chipotle is a favorite of many, you don’t want to feel like an outcast while eating there!
If you’re going to steal from a restaurant, make sure you’re stealing from one that you don’t often go to. Rather, steal from one that isn’t in your county or state. This way, you won’t be afraid to go back to the restaurant! Don’t tell anyone we told you to do that, though. Stealing is never okay. We’re just trying to watch your back!