Bar and cafe chalkboard signs have seriously upped their game lately. With cute puns, funny quotes of the day, and insightful advice, I'm now tempted to read every chalkboard sign I walk by. And trust me, when you've had a rough day at work, and you see a funny quote on a sign, it really does cheer you up. So cheers to all the clever people out there who write these chalkboard signs!
Check out 14 hilarious bar and cafe chalkboard signs guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
14 The guilt trip
This is just a fact. You are already a grape killer, but if you don't have a glass of wine right now, then they died in vain. And there's nothing worse than that.
13 So accurate...
Perfect for all of the heartbroken people out there. I'm guessing that beer is ice cold then...
12 That one guy's Yelp review
Showcasing your bad reviews on a sign in front of your bar? That's a bold move, and I love it.
11 This is just self defence
This is a fact, plain and simple. So, (as if you needed any encouragement) now's the time to eat whatever you like whenever you like!
10 This suspicious author
Sadly, everyone knows this is true. When the alcohol starts flowing, so too do the dance moves... no matter how terrible they are. But hey, letting loose sometimes is definitely a good thing!
9 The hipster mix-up
You had me until I read "small feet" and "sawdust bedding." I've now learned hamsters and hipsters have way more in common than I thought.
8 Fair play
Sick of happy hour drink specials? This bar certainly is. Telling it like it is, this bar offers 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks. Incredible!
7 Well if Yoda said so...
How can you refuse a little green man holding coffee? As if you needed more incentive to get your morning coffee on, Yoda is there to give you that last little push.
6 The ugly truth
Coffee doesn't promise to make you happier, it just promises to wake you up. For some people these are one and the same, but for others, it's really not. Sadly, if you're miserable and grumpy pre-coffee, then you might just be miserable and grumpy post-coffee.
5 Mexican food puns
The poor taco. He just lost his best friend, Mr. Nacho. How will he ever cope? If all Mexican restaurants had punny signs outside, I would 100% eat Mexican food on a daily basis.
4 Seems legit
I mean, what's the definition of "soup" anyway? Just like soup, whiskey is a liquid, and just like soup, it goes down hot!
3 Yes, I think I will
Screw your optimism, I'll take a shot of tequila stat! Realistically, tequila and lemon are tastier than lemonade...
2 The existentialist
Really tooting your own horn here. It better be some damn good coffee! Even if the sign is kind of arrogant, it's also very intriguing.
1 No judgment here
Everyone gets a little thirsty from time to time! Whether it's a puppy or a human, this water bowl offers no judgment.