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20 Hilarious Posts That Are The Reason Why We Love Chipotle

The people that you run into really late at Walmart are interesting to say the least. From what they wear to how they act, there just seems to be something that’s a little off about them.

As odd as they may be, you do have to admit they are quite entertaining. It’s rare that you’d strike up a random conversation at the grocery store, but, if you were to do just that, Walmart at night would definitely be the place to do it.

But, Walmart isn’t the only place that you can find truly unique people. Chipotle, one of the most hyped Tex-Mex places in the world, is also ripe with its fair share of quality ingredients and pretty colorful individuals.

And if you don’t believe us, here are fifteen people of Chipotle that gave the people of Walmart a run for their money. We're so glad these interesting people exist in our world, and at Chipotle.

15 Whoa There, Harry

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Harry Potter is, hands down, one of the most popular and lucrative franchises to come out in the last 20 years. People simply go nuts for it and seriously chomp at the bit anytime there’s a rumor that new wizard-related content is headed their way.

But, much like the young magicians they've come to love, Harry Potter fans needs to eat, and more often than not, what they want more than anything is a burrito from Chipotle.

And they want that for good reason, because Chipotle really does rule and is always an excellent option when someone asks you what you want to eat. Just watch out for those Dementors though. They’ll get you when you least expect it.

Just ask Harry about it.

14 That's a Bit Dramatic

When it comes to consumption, it should come as no surprise that Americans are a bit extreme. Whether it’s fast food, designer clothes, sports cars, or whatever else, people who live in the United States want what they want when they want it, and they don’t care who they have to step on to get it.

Which is kind of sad when you think about. There’s so much more to life than the garbage you spend your money on. But, that’s rarely a thought that goes through people’s heads these days.

So, we weren’t too shocked when we saw the headline pictured above when we were scrolling through the news. Although it seems to be a hoax, the fact that none of us blinked an eye over the headline makes our attitudes pretty clear.

We can understand being passionate about food, but, being willing to die over a burrito is a little intense.

13 What Is Happening?

Like we mentioned earlier, one of the most interesting things about the people who wander through those late night stores (like Walmart) are the kinds of clothes they choose to wear. When you look at them, you can’t help but feel like they got dressed in the dark, or at least threw whatever was around them on just so they could head out the door.

At Chipotle, you don’t typically see this kind of thing. Usually people who frequent this chain are dressed fairly normally and don’t draw too much attention to themselves.

However, there are always exceptions to the rules, as you can see in the picture above. We aren’t exactly sure why it says “screamer” on this young lady’s shorts, but, to be honest, we aren't sure that we want to know.

12 Please Help

Chipotle is famous for a lot of reasons. One reason is that, yes, their food is quite good. But, another thing that sticks to people’s minds when they think of the restaurant are the walls with all the holes in them that you can find in pretty much every single location around the world.

Now, when most people see these holey walls, they don’t think for one second that they’re going to put one of their fingers in there. They simply stand in line, wait for their turn, and walk out of the restaurant with their burrito in hand and a smile on their face.

But, some people out there are a little more inventive when they go to Chipotle and choose to test their limits. Which is exactly what the guy in this picture was trying to do when he got his finger stuck in the wall.

11 So Tender and Mild

We don’t know why this is, but, people seem to be really into dressing up their babies in strange costumes and taking pictures of them. It’s a trend that has taken off over the last few years, and for those who aren’t into it, it’s a trend they hope passes quickly.

But, for those who enjoy this practice, it’s the cutest, most adorable thing in the world and there’s absolutely no stopping them. Which, is pretty cool too if you ask us.

However, we aren’t sure the parents of the baby in the picture above quite understand the concept. It’s one thing to dress up your kid as a flower, or a watermelon, or something cute. It’s another thing to wrap them in foil and pose them as a Chipotle burrito.

10 Honesty Is the Best Policy

When it comes to dating, there’s no real good or easy way to do it, especially in this day and age. Internet dating and app dating have kind of taken over the scene and, depending on who you ask, have either made dating way more convenient for people, or way more complicated.

For some people, the convenience of apps like Tinder and Bumble, and websites like eHarmony, take a lot of the footwork out of the equation and allow them to make connections from anywhere they have a WiFi connection.

It also gives people the opportunity to play the numbers and put whatever they want in their bio sections in an attempt to attract the perfect mate. And that's exactly what this lovely, young woman named Mary-Kate was trying to do when she wrote this particular blurb about herself.

9 What Are Those?

People make some pretty interesting fashion choices these days. Depending on the day, you can see people rocking gear inspired by the 1990s, and on other days, they’ll be wearing some clothes that are straight out of the 1970s.

Adopting fashion trends from yesteryear seems to be the way to go in 2018, and for good reason. Most of the time, these threads look super cool and can give you the self confidence needed to rock even more outlandish clothing down the road.

But, sometimes people take a wrong turn somewhere along the way and end up rocking an article of clothing that isn’t so much ironic as it is totally lame. It’s a fine line to walk for sure. But, you definitely don’t want to get caught walking that line in the shoes pictured above.

8 Take a Chill Pill

Have you ever seen that show on the Travel Channel called Man Vs. Food? If you have, then you probably know that it can be a little grody from time to time. The host of the show seems to have zero limits and some of the challenges he chooses to take on are pretty unbelievable.

You have to wonder how often that guy has a stomach ache on account of hosting the show. But, it doesn’t seem to bother him that much since he’s still out there doing it to this day.

So, if you’re reading this, guy from Man Vs. Food, what we think you should do for your next episode is wolf down this gigantic Chipotle burrito pictured above. Now, that’s something we want to see.

7 Stormtroopers Gotta Eat Too

In most of the Star Wars movies you really only see Stormtroopers as mindless drones, inaccurately blasting lasers at their enemies and doing everything they can to get by as worthwhile baddies.

Their efforts were hardly effective in the original trilogy, but, they did seem to get a little better as the newer trilogies were rolled out.

Regardless of how capable they may or may not be behind the trigger of a blaster rifle, they, much like the rest of us, still have to eat. That's is probably how and why they found themselves at Chipotle on this particular afternoon decked out in their fully armored attire.

It’s not every day you see a platoon of space troops sat at a table and scarfing down burritos. But, everyone else in this picture seems to be pretty excited about it.

6 It's Not What You Think

Out of all the planets in our solar system, Uranus is probably the one that gets the most jokes told at its expense. Sure, there are quite a few people out there who choose to give Pluto a pretty hard time. But, it’s nowhere near as often as those that set their sights on Uranus when they’re cracking jokes.

There are obvious reasons why people would use Uranus as the butt of their jokes. But, it’s only the people who go about it subtly that are able to get some serious laughs.

For example, in the picture above, this Tumblr user who posted this particular, little quip absolutely nailed it with their Uranus joke. And the fact that they were able to work Chipotle into it makes it that much funnier.

5 It's a Bird, It's a Plane

These days, people are all about superheroes. Marvel fans have a whole cinematic universe that is unfolding before them, and even DC Comics enthusiasts are being given quite a bit to chew on when it comes to movies and other multimedia.

Most of the comic book movies are pretty good. However, there are some that definitely aren’t quite up to snuff and end up tanking pretty hard at the box office (while disappointing lifelong comic book fanatics around the world).

It’s really hard to figure out which superhero movies are going to do well before they hit the box office, but we highly doubt “Chipotle Man” would be one of them. Even so, we could be wrong. After all, Chipotle is so good that we wouldn’t be surprised if it gave you superpowers.

4 Get That Cat Out of There

We have no idea what it is about a cat’s animal nature, but, for whatever reason, they do seem to enjoy being in paper bags of all shapes and sizes.

To some people, this particular character trait is super cute and super endearing. But for others, it can be kind of annoying when you go to pick up the trash, only to end up getting clawed by the cat that’s lurking inside.

Our feline friends are so sneaky that you can never really know where they’re hiding, which can be a little terrifying. All you can hope is that when you do happen to pick up a paper bag, that there’s not a cat inside that’s waiting to jump out and sink their claws into you.

3 Love At First Bite

When it comes to relationships, sometimes it can be kind of tough to keep the spark alive. Unless you and your partner have solid ways to keep things spicy, or at least know and understand that things are going to be stale from time to time, it’s easy to start getting bored after you’ve been dating for a few years.

Some couples unfortunately succumb to the pressure of keeping their relationships interesting. But, there are other couples who are able to champion through the rough patches and end up even stronger than they were before.

Now, we can’t know for sure, but, we imagine that the couple pictured above is the type of couple that’s great at keeping things fresh and interesting.

2 Love At First Bite Part Two

Every now and then you meet someone in your life that simply takes your breath away. It’s not something that happens very often, but, when it does, it’s the kind of moment that is truly unforgettable.

When it happens to you, it’s often when you least expect it. In fact, it can be so jarring that it can be hard to even pick up your jaw off the floor long enough to be able to strike up a conversation with the apple of your eye.

You just have to hope that you’ll be able to seize these moments when they present themselves to you. After all, you don’t want to look like a chump when your dream person comes walking into your life like it’s no big deal at all.

1 Tender Meat, Tender Moments

People have all kinds of different relationships with food. Some people have super healthy relationships with food, while others have quite unhealthy relationships with food.

The healthy relationships with food are usually pretty nutritious and responsible. They’re well-balanced and they help the kinds of people who have them live longer than they ever thought possible.

But, there are others who have unhealthy relationships with food. These people overeat and under-exercise, and they continuously attempt to fuel their bodies with garbage. It’s unfortunate when this happens, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

When you do have a healthy relationship with food though, you can share that with other people in your life. And if you’re lucky, it will lead to a lasting relationship that’s going to be beneficial and nutritious for everyone.

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