Are you sitting down? Good. We have some bad news, and it will probably come as a shock to you. Do you think you can handle it? Are you sure? Okay. Don't say we didn't warn you. The fact of the matter, folks, is that people are stupid. Yes, yes. We know. That's a hard fact to have to come to terms with. But it's the truth, and the truth will set you free.
People are morons. Idiots. Nonsensical buffoons who have somehow managed to thrive in a world that is supposed to employ the theory of "survival of the fittest." And it's not like these people are just minding their own business. They're not benign. They're dangerous. Their startling, downright obscene stupidity is a threat to anybody who comes into contact with them. So, just what do these dumb morons look like? Well, they look a lot like these 18 people who need to be stopped.View article on one page
20Little miss "corn rolls"
No need to look so smug, little miss "corn rolls." Your hair might be on fleek, but your spelling skills are in the crapper. Sorry to have to break it to you, sweetheart.
We're not really the trendsetters and/or trend followers. We really don't care what you do with your hair, or you makeup, or your life. As long as you're not hurting anybody else, you are free to do you, as far as we're concerned. But this young lady is hurting people. She's hurting us, and anybody else who has even a modicum of common sense. With her careless spelling, and her wanton inability to know that it's corn rows and not corn rolls, she has pierced the grammatical soul of everyone who comes into contact with this fail of a Tweet. We mean, corn rolls? What the hell? That sounds like a spinoff of Totino's Pizza Rolls, not a hairstyle.
The evil bastard who pulled this rude stunt needs to be stopped. This isn't funny, dude. When someone goes into that bathroom to take care of business, they're going to have a rude awakening when they reach for the toilet paper and realize that they're SOL.
We've been thinking about this picture for awhile now, and we've come to the conclusion that this is actually worse than realizing that you don't have any toilet paper at all. At least, if you didn't have any toilet paper, you would be able to accept your fate. Running out of toilet paper is something that happens pretty often. It's not really surprising. But when you look over and see that some cruel toilet paper roll changer outer did this? You're doomed, fam. The toilet paper may as well be locked up in a cage, for all the good that it will do you.
18It happened one night
This is not some kind of joke, people. This is legit. But it's not what you think it is. It's not a couple of dopes on Facebook who desperately need to be stopped. It's actually a promo shot for an unreleased movie that was based on a short story by Nicholas Sparks. The story, titled Dumpster of Love, was published by an online magazine, and it was one of Sparks' first stories. Unfortunately, it was really bad (you know, like all of the rest of his stories. Yeah, we went there.). It was incredibly sappy, and way, way over the top.
But Dumpster of Love wasn't so bad that some film student at an unaccredited university didn't want to make an independent movie based on it. The guy had a bunch of promotional stuff created, thanks to the AV club. He also had this Facebook post made up into posters. Sadly, the movie was never filmed.
17Ore-oh, no you didn't!
If we opened one of the several dozen Oreo packages that we have stashed under our bed, and discovered that someone had licked the icing out of the cookies, we don't even like to think about what we would do. We would probably just turn into the Incredible Hulk, smash a bunch of stuff, and rip the heart out of the person who did this. Oh, who are we kidding? The person who did this doesn't have a heart. Well, regardless, we would still make them pay for their insolence.
As much as we despise the person who did this, and as much as we could go on about what a terrible person they are, we're going to address another point that this picture brings up, and that's this: Nabisco needs to sell the Oreo Icing in a tube or a container, like frosting. There, we said it. We'd say it again, if we had to.