Wendy’s just dropped a mixtape on Spotify.
Yes, really. They also put it on Apple Music, too. Why? To throw shade at all their fast food rivals, naturally.
It’s not exactly a magnum opus (or maybe it is, if you’re Wendy), but it’s a 5-song, 10 minute long album that includes such amazing titles as “Twitter Fingers,” “Rest in Grease,” "Clownin," “4 for 4$," and “Holding it Down (featuring Wendy Williams).”
The title of the album is, naturally, We Beefin’?
The mixtape drops now. Not pulling punches. We Beefin’. pic.twitter.com/H1Rm1ODYC4— Wendy's (@Wendys) March 23, 2018
To give you a taste of what you’re in for, here’s a sample from “Clownin”:
"Got nothin' to hide, we fresh on the side, but you hide from funk
That’s prolly why you go paint your face
My meals are great, people linin' up like everyday
Leave you in shame, make you run back to Cirque du Soleil
That’s cold game, but what you expect from tryna play
Won’t say no names but you a clown, get it, okay?"
We’re pretty sure Ronald McDonald has been hospitalized as a result of this burn. He may even require skin grafts.
But we’re not done. Not by a longshot. Even fried chicken vendors aren’t safe from Wendy’s sick rhymes. From “Holding It Down” we get this gem:
“Wendy's been holdin' it down for like a minute now
Mickey *Bleep* was tryna to beef, it's time to finish now
The team can handle any problem, that's all principal
You get it now, chicken shack, you actin' really wild”
This is utter madness nobody expects from a burger joint.
Although, if you follow Wendy’s on Twitter, it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from this particular burger joint. Wendy does not play when it comes to her social media presence. She will cut you.
Last year, Wendy got into a rap battle with rival restaurant chain Wingstop. There were some harsh words thrown around, and although things seemed to get left at a draw, we’re certain Wendy is plotting her revenge even now.
We know why the chicken crossed the road— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 2, 2017
But you crossed the boss and straight got told
We had some fun, but yeah we're through
Gift wrapping this L to send home with you https://t.co/UPc2vFsoh3
We Beefin’? is available now on Spotify, and it is surprisingly good. One might even say better than their burgers.