If you’re not all that great at guessing puzzles on Wheel of Fortune, then you’ll love this hilarious Twitter account.
Look, it’s just a fact: some people suck at wordplay. Sometimes those people magically make their way onto the word-focused gameshow, Wheel of Fortune, and then make complete and utter fools of themselves.
Pat Sajak and co-host slash letter-revealing model Vanna White have learned how to deal with unfortunately awful contestants. If there’s any doubt, just check out this top ten video of the two of them trying to not laugh out loud whenever a guest really gets it wrong on a puzzle.
The dead silence after number two is utterly golden.
Unfortunately, there’s only so many terrible Wheel of Fortune contestants for you to laugh at. Eventually, you’ll run out and just have to go back to laughing at silly cat videos. But what if we told you there’s a Twitter account dedicated to making the most hilariously awful guesses at Wheel of Fortune puzzles possible?
It’s called "Wheel Of Fortune Answers,” and it’s a Twitter page dedicated to the absurd, horrible, and sometimes profane guesses that are possible with Wheel of Fortune.
The page has millions of collective retweets and favorites--so many that it’d take way too long to dig through their back posts to get at all the good stuff. But we’ve gone through the past few days and picked out a few winners to convince you that this is an account worth following.
First, we have a place on the map called “the meaty canal of desire”, which sounds like a fantastic place to bring the whole family.
THE MEATY CANAL OF DESIRE pic.twitter.com/kSXVayR75q— Wheel Of Fortune Answers (@wofanswers) June 17, 2018
Next is a landmark that seems unusual enough to note: “the local obese horse.” Someone should really put that thing on a diet.
THE LOCAL OBESE HORSE pic.twitter.com/vzjyluaPdR— Wheel Of Fortune Answers (@wofanswers) June 15, 2018
Or yet another possible location, “the restricted buttock.” This might be more suited to the “things” category.
THE RESTRICTED BUTTOCK pic.twitter.com/VqqsGlKi4T— Wheel Of Fortune Answers (@wofanswers) June 12, 2018
And of course, Wheel of Fortune Answers kept things topical with this Father’s Day favorite: